"Neelix, we can't just dock your ship with the prison airlock, there's bound to be an encryption code!"
"Well, have you tried 'guest'?"
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"Neelix, we can't just dock your ship with the prison airlock, there's bound to be an encryption code!"
"Well, have you tried 'guest'?"
Janeway kinda fits as Mallory.
i hate that it kinda works.
“Krieger? It took you 33 years to come up with Krieger?