"Everyone is McKinney is dead" is permanent seared into my brain. Here's another great one
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2026
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"Don't even bother looting up there" slayed me.
“I think steel boils at that temperature “
I lived in McKinney when this happened. It's never not funny. 🤣
So glad you survived! 😭
No you didn't. I saw on TV that everyone in McKinney is dead.
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Bit warm there innit?
Can anyone truly be happy living all the way up in Denton?
Apparently, Betty Hapshat was.
Didn't know we had a city called Palestine
And Paris is +10% warmer than it too!
All those MAGAs, who are always joyously yelping when there's a massive blizzard "Where's you global warming now?" are pretty quiet right about now.
Texas boggles my mind. people choose to live there. I get there are lots that would move away if they could, but there are even more choosing to move to texas from elsewhere.
the state is a smouldering hellscape. never understood the attraction.
It's cheaper to live there. People moved from like San Francisco to there, hearing that Austin was awesome.
...
Now they want to move back.
Source: I don't live in Texas, but the Internet told me so and it is never wrong!! 😉
used to live in DFW. I get that it's cheaper but holy hell it's not worth it.