this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2026
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Stopping all fediverse activities. Good bye. Absolutely stupid indisriminate bans by mods on various instances make it clear to me lemmy and fediverse does not want content.
if I ever get back to fediverse It would be on my own instance as its clear to me nothing short of that is going to work.


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[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 days ago

Yes, the feel good cartoon about puppies where everyone lives happily ever after is absolutely correct

(they just didn't want to animate a whole ass rom com before going back to the puppies)

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This still works in 2026, but you need to have a dog.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

You need to not be an anxiety ridden antisocial cave troll that leaves all your laundry on one chair in your bedroom too though.

And even those can get laid now and then if they pretend to be normal and have their shit together for a day or two around a stranger

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You can be all those things and more.

Again, you just need a dog.

Source: Am an antisocial cavetroll with dogs.

[–] StumblingWasabi@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

With dogs plural? So do you need one for each thing?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No, but the more dogs the greater the success rate. That's why the Darlings had 101. They were actually trying to build a cult/polycule.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 4 points 4 days ago

So you're saying I can play with 101 puppies so long as I believe weird shit and date an entire collective noun? Sign us the fuck up

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

i leave my laundry in a pile next to the door tyvm, why would one even have need of an extra chair?

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 8 points 4 days ago

The reason the US has laws against bigamy is to make sure clumsy boomers didn’t steal all the hot ladies.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 3 points 4 days ago

They are talking about the dogs, right? Not the humans.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That guys nose tells an interesting story. Pretty sure the cartoonists had a message.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It's Disney. The cartoonists DID have a message: ladies have small noses, men have big schnozzes. Basically every single character design from them