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Stopping all fediverse activities. Good bye.
Absolutely stupid indisriminate bans by mods on various instances make it clear to me lemmy and fediverse does not want content.
if I ever get back to fediverse It would be on my own instance as its clear to me nothing short of that is going to work.
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You need to not be an anxiety ridden antisocial cave troll that leaves all your laundry on one chair in your bedroom too though.
And even those can get laid now and then if they pretend to be normal and have their shit together for a day or two around a stranger
You can be all those things and more.
Again, you just need a dog.
Source: Am an antisocial cavetroll with dogs.
With dogs plural? So do you need one for each thing?
No, but the more dogs the greater the success rate. That's why the Darlings had 101. They were actually trying to build a cult/polycule.
So you're saying I can play with 101 puppies so long as I believe weird shit and date an entire collective noun? Sign us the fuck up
i leave my laundry in a pile next to the door tyvm, why would one even have need of an extra chair?