Finally got a chance to read all the way through. One thing stood out:
There's even a kind of twisted honour in committing yourself to drinking Wayne Gretzky's shitty rye in preference to delicious American bourbon, a way to affirm your love of country with each astringent, metallic swallow.
Fuck Gretzky. He's personal friends with the Trumps. Fuck him through both ears with a rusty chainsaw.