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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Even in Jewish folklore, they could be made of any collection of inanimate objects not just mud or clay.

On top of that, the very first golem mentioned was Adam; the first human.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

when they go high, I golem

[–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 1 points 2 weeks ago

When they go red(dit), I golem(my)

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago

I fucking love Golem lore. They're my favorite thing.

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for educating me about the Golem of Prague.

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thank you for creating cupric content!

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

If I was a golem I would be shitting my pants with laughter right now.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Done, check your base tomorrow

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You have to feed it the name of god every day.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The right one. Don't get it wrong.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

You have chosen... Wisely.

[–] hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

D&D beat Minecraft to weird golem variants by about 35 years.

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I don’t care. I know basically nothing about D&D and made this meme to shut pmjv up.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you making aggressive content

[–] notptr@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for posting golem content.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

we can blame Gary Gygax for the modern idea of what a golem is. That uneducated fat fuck is personally responsible for more anachronisms in historical arms and armor in media than I can count and his disregard for the mythologies he "borrowed" from is just as bad.

[–] orenj@leminal.space 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ill never forgive him for asserting that bucklers are strapped to the forearm. Like, what. How are you gonna protect yourself with the balloon bracer, that makes 0 sense

[–] homik@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Golem_(5e)

In several game systems, golems have been various animated materials for a very long time.