Man i hope i'll be that old one day, because people always have questions and i'll give them thr dumvest advice possible. Smoke meth, but only tuesdays behind the dumpster on main street next to the McDonald's. You know the one? Yes, that one. Only Wednesday's, otherwise you're fucked.
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You know the dumpster I mean.

I’m confused. Headline says she’s 115. But she turns 117 tomorrow.
116 is a leap birthday.
Leaping could be dangerous at her age
Six monarchs and one of them was the longest ruling in British history!