this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2026
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[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

thank god we'll never have to find out

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] g_mer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Goodposting, like communism, is a theoretical state that may one day be within humanity's reach. In pursuit of it, leading scientists at Renmin University are exploring the possibility of keyboards that are not built, but grown fully-formed, out of grass touch-grasstouch-grass
mystery-emotemystery-emotemystery-emotemystery-emotemystery-emotemystery-emotemystery-emotemystery-emotemystery-emote (typing sounds)

[–] SockOlm@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I read this as "if I was a podcaster" at first

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Would you still love me if i was a podcaster?

[–] Salem@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only if you don't sound like or speak like Felix Biederman.

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

I probably sound more like tommyinnit

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

Not possible