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I Karen'd the council yesterday and they stopped the roadworks overnight.

Honestly, even 1 night was worth it.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 4 days ago

Specialist apt moved from November to this Thursday. Bloody awesome!

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Back to melbs today. Green bin full. Here's the overflow for next week's bin.. about 1/3 way there. up to 7 consecutive green bins so far, better than last year thanks to mulch:

Gutters done โœ”๏ธ

Floors / surfaces done โœ”๏ธ

Next week moar weeding and start windows (uggh, looking at you louvres) 'holiday house' my arse.

Hoping to get weeding / more mulch moving done by mid Sep. before the nope ropes emerge.

[โ€“] T4peMeasure@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago

as owners of backyard chickens, those look tempting (on behalf of the chickens) hahahahaha :-).

[โ€“] T4peMeasure@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago
[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Business brags about 24/7 support... with emails that get ignored, a phone number that goes nowhere and a "live" chat that isn't responding. Time for social media passive aggressiveness.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 1 points 4 days ago

Time to see if they paid for the social listening feature in their social media management tool

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fondue with lots of sardines please.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

๐Ÿซ•๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fondue with lots of broccoli please

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 4 days ago

๐Ÿซ•๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅฆ

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Tram driver shut the door right in my face. I even put my arm in the door to try stop it but it kept closing. I was in the same group of people who were waiting for the tram not late or anything, just the last person to get on. I just turned to face the front just with my arms out like wtf bro. Oh well, extra 10 minute walk that is good for me

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's a bit shit. Are you OK?

I'm fine, rather annoying though! I feel better for the walk honestly

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 4 days ago

Your complaint has been received. We shall process it promptly.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago

The sun is warm, the sky is blue
A bright light betwixt winter hues
On day like today I will refuse
To engage with any worldly news

Instead I'll wander the streets and lanes
Gazing through shop's window panes
Dreaming of winning the lottery game
And being secure without the fame

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Made some pork stock flavoured with kaffir lime on Sunday night. Tonight that stock is simmering with white beans, carrots and tomatoes and some bacon chunks. Later, much later tonight, will have nice baked beans.

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My stock in trade (pun intended).

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago

My $27 order from IKEA cost $32 to ship to mum -- they're taking a quite hit to their 1.4bn profit on this one.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 4 days ago

Supposed to warm up all week. ๐Ÿ™‚ I might do a little gardening.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I've had thoughts about ways to grow the business. I feel like one issue is I have an empty Instagram account. I didn't see the point in making all this content about marketing because it won't be seen by anyone.

Instead, I go out and shoot the sorts of videos I'd make for clients, publish them on my Instagram account, and tag them as a collaborator. It's a free sample for them, lets me grow my profile using their audience, and populates my page with more tangible examples of my offer.

I could also shoot a pinned post saying like "Did you get tagged in a video and now you're checking out my profile? Here's how I can help you."

Any thoughts on this? I think it's a pretty solid idea

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I agree it's a solid idea. Social media presence as you already know is the lifeblood of marketing.

I think you'll see good return for your time investment.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 1 points 4 days ago

One guy saw me filming my first video and asked for my details for himself. Kind of funny to get a hit before I even did anything. Still need to see if anyone converts though

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 4 days ago

just listening to some kitaro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P22v3mL5kZg

did some gardening, if I do it it will get done ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 4 days ago

Can't believe this song is 10 years old lol absolute fav from Von Wegen Lisbeth

Meine Kneipe (My Pub)

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 points 4 days ago

It's just a blankie ๐Ÿ˜‰

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 points 4 days ago

nightly cheeky possum pic

I expect she will be here every night until she has eat the tree all up

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 points 4 days ago

Miss Seagoon got a me a Moomin diorama kit. I love it. ๐Ÿ˜„

https://www.rolifeonline.com/en-au/blogs/news/rolife-moomin-diy-kits

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Thank you. I have some of those in my cupboard. Been there about 2 years I reckon. I wonder if they're still "good".

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 points 4 days ago

The chocolate would be powder by now.