TJ Maxx employee doesn't care and will leave candle on the shelf for sale when you're done with them
this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2026
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This has definitely happened before, thus the employee having the tranquilizer gun and the training to use it. I also don't think the usage of one candle being the reason for the escalation of force.
Not stated: the candle licker is also naked from the waste down.
A grizzled old man steps forward, price gun in hand and a glint on the name tag. He whispers, coughs, then repeats at a normal volume:
"A lifetime at Pier One trained me for this."
The imagery is very funny, but what is this about? Does sandalwood taste (or smell) appetizing or something?
I have no idea what it smells like, but it's insanely expensive. So it either smells incredible or it's got great marketing.
They were so busy trying to come-up with something out-there enough to resemble "giving Florida-man ideas" that they never stopped to consider whether they should.
Is Florida-man's habitat ready for this?