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we are basically echolocating everytime we moan (lemmy.today)

submitted 3 days ago by Wren@lemmy.today to c/BrandNewSentence@lemmy.today

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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

One time I made the mistake of wearing glasses while eating her out and they were crushed in half.

Own fault honestly. Should have been a bat.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I wear them. I need the visual stimulus and cues.

[–] CyanideShotInjection@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I don't know if it's part of the joke or the original commentor is dumb, but how turning off the light make it less noticeable they are using echolocation lol

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Probably the same reason you would turn up the radio to drown out a smell.

[–] ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world 1 points 3 days ago

I think I'm going to steal this phrase.

[–] FreudianCafe@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

Clearly someone hasnt had sex with an echolocator

[–] thenextguy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Doesn’t noticeD

[–] jarvis@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Poor chrispine-trees never experienced the beauty of a "glasses off so you know it's on" moment