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Door bell (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 weeks ago by SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml to c/hmmm@lemmy.world
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[–] Procleus@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Perfect. Now the person at my door wants to come in AND has a weapon!

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

gotta give them a sliver of hope against my 24 pounder carronade loaded with grape shot like the founding fathers intended

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Providing a free potential weapon to people at your door sure is a power move

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I assume you bang the pad to make a loud enough noise

[–] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

A homemade door knocker, MacGyver style.