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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 19 hours ago

" I remember these! Give me two skanks for a whore he used to say!"

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 day ago

By god, they got me again

[–] gole@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Dear dairy, today I ate the onion.

Like holy shit, this is so perfectly onion-y.

[–] fake@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Perfectly understandable, nothing to be ashamed of.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Well, shit. Me too.

I hate that fat fuckers face so I thought "I'm not clicking that link" and I came right to the comments.

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So will every child have a separate coin, or just one commemorating them all?

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

It will be a collector’s set, like the state quarter maps

[–] Fermion@feddit.nl 12 points 1 day ago

I think this would sell on both sides of the aisle.

Cards Against Humanity should make it happen.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

or all the perpetrators of the epstein files cabal.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Oh god, US politics and satire is a full sprint race to the bottom now.

[–] X@piefed.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Recovered in ~2 seconds, but damn those were a tense 2 seconds.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why, oh why can’t these be real?

[–] cavitationfetishist2@quokk.au 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Because owning most of them would be crimes in most of the world, and victim identities should genuinely be protected.