this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2026
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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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toilet paper is the parchment on which our butts write the memoirs of the things we've eaten (lemmy.today)
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[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm getting my wife to make me this plaque for the bathroom

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Get it made in needlepoint for maximum class.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

How do I unread something?

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What does that make a bidet then?

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

I did google the quote in the original Klingon until I noticed the name of the account that posted it.