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submitted 3 days ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So you're saying the self driving cars are actually demons?

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Surely they have daemons inside of them?

[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 6 points 3 days ago

Worse; they're soulless!

[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

You can also put a cone on the hood! (or so I've heard)

[–] Racoonwithbenefits@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Its not even a self driving car in the picture

Looks like a mid 2000s audi or vw

[–] RandomLegend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Thats a BMW

[–] Pratai@piefed.ca 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There are people that believe this bullshit?

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There are people believing the earth is flat and vaccines cause autism.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

There are people who believe Donald Trump is looking out for them

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I see the Winchesters are diversifying.

[–] kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

chalk probably works better

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Yeah, you'd need a self-driving truckload of salt for that