this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2026
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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I count that as foreplay.

Please, show me

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Now, what turns you up more: succulents or Violáceae?

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The easy answer is the former, the kinky the latter.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What would be the dirty option?

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Carnivorous plants

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Anything that's not hydroponic would be fairly dirty

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I’ll show you mine if you show me yours

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Pulls out electric toothbrush used as a polination device

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Plant vibrator

[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Meh if you've got a whole room just for propagation then I'm sold

[–] the_flying_pig@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

My date yapping about their special interest? Nothing would make me fall for them faster.