Raccoons

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submitted 2 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/raccoons@lemmy.world

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[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

OK but we need dog costumes because walking your raccoon isn't a good alibi. -Someone who tried it 2026

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

I really consider this an unisex gift.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 2 weeks ago

I want the flock of crows that are trained in stealing money.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My retirement will be developing an army of trained racoons and pigeons.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Can I join you with my armies of bats and opossums?

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Petty crime is doable...domesticated...asking for too much!

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Domesticated? Seems unfair to expect more of the raccoon than of myself.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

lol this is my daughter right here