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[–] DrakeAlbrecht@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What do you give someone who's about to leave on an international flight?

GUNS!

Fucking brilliant.

[–] kopasz7@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

According to Péter Magyar's fb post every head of state and head of government received this. Some even unsuspectingly took it with them on the plane.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 2 days ago

If you put it in your checked bag, it's fine

[–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean I wouldn’t turn my nose up at a free revolver, seems rude

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If you know anything about Turkish firearms you wouldn't even trust a revolver from there.

[–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I didn’t say I was gonna use it! But it’d still be cool to have

Edit: plus gift horses and all that

[–] UnrepentantAlgebra@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's like they say in Turkey: don't look a gift gun in the barrel.

[–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago

See you get it!

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

That's fair.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'd probably modify it to remove the firing pin, maybe weld the barrel shut, and hang it on a wall

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Authoritarianism, state capitalism, dismantling of democracy, religious pandering, and gun giveaways? Is Turkiye doing a US speedrun?

[–] Humanius@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Turkey has been at it longer than the US has with Trump. I'd argue the US is doing a Turkey speedrun

[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

This whole situation is hilarious.
Giving a weapon as a gift to a head of state is an old tradition that goes back to presenting a sword in medieval times. Now Turkiye does it and the first comment half of them have is to promise they are having it neutered.

What has gone so wrong with our society that the idea that a head of state, a person who could kill thousands or millions with policy or with a pen, must promise he isn't keeping a 6 shot revolver?

Just thank them for the gift and put it on display somewhere. Jeez.

[–] MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

IRC, Turkey actually has some very talented custom gunsmiths. He might have been highlighting this in his giveaway.

[–] newton@feddit.online 9 points 2 days ago

Hidden mic. and tracker included .

[–] adarza@piefed.ca 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

i wonder of his lordship, keeper of the full diaper and guardian of the covfefe, will turn his over to gsa and the national archives, since it belongs to the government and not him.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm okay with him keeping this one. The black helicopters will descend on me if I come up with too specific of a scenario so I'll say it's about creating opportunities and leave it at that.

It seems like it has a chromey mouthfeel.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 days ago

If he actually steps down after this term is up, he'd probably try and take the god damn resolute desk with him.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

I just hope he remembers to carry it into the bunker with him

[–] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 9 points 2 days ago

I mean the whole NATO meeting was about how they will develop the military industrial complex and increase military spending. For that sense it's a very fitting gift if you asked me.

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Knowing Erdogan, this could easily be inturpretted as a "KYS" message.

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

More like KMA.

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Belgium’s prime minister was a little surprised on landing back home from Wednesday’s NATO summit in Turkey to find that he had a handgun and ammunition in his luggage.

After NATO leaders gathered for Wednesday’s fractious summit in Ankara, their host, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, handed each an unusual parting gift: a vintage revolver, along with live ammunition indicating it was not just for show.

Erdogan wanted to showcase Turkey’s defence industry, which has become a key export and foreign policy tool.

Images shared by the office of Lithuanian President Gitanas Nauseda showed what appeared to be the Gumusay .357 Magnum, a rare six-shooter produced by Turkish arms maker MKE in the 1990s.

It was set in a wooden display box featuring Turkey’s flag and the NATO logo as well as a placard inscribed “Gumusay, the first revolver-type handgun produced in our country” in Turkish and English.

Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez’s spokesperson said all the leaders had been given the same model, engraved with their own names.

The Belgian premier, Bart De Wever, handed his to Brussels’ airport police to be secured in a safe.

An aide to Polish President Karol Nawrocki told Radio RMF FM that his revolver was awaiting customs clearance at Warsaw Airport and would be kept in an appropriate place “so that it is firstly safe and secondly respected as a gift”.

“Certainly no one will be shooting it,” he added.

The offices of the Dutch and Swedish prime ministers said their revolvers had been take to their respective embassies in Ankara. The Dutch one was due to be disabled while the Swedish one was awaiting import paperwork.

The gun given to Britain’s Keir Starmer came with a cleaning kit and 500 bullets, a Downing Street source said.

A gun gifted by Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan to Lithuanian President Gitanas Nauseda came in a wooden presentation case.

Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni’s revolver was already stored at the seat of government, the Palazzo Chigi, along with other state gifts.

EU Commission President Ursula von der Leyen was intending to donate hers to a military museum, while the leader of Greece planned to give his to the War Museum in Athens.

Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney, joking that “it struck me that my gift of maple syrup kind of undermatched” the Turkish present, said he had not actually seen the pistol.

“I would like to reassure Canadians – they keep guns away from me,” he told a press conference, saying the revolver had been deactivated and might end up in the national war museum.

Turkey’s modern handgun industry focuses mainly on semi-automatics, making the Gumusay something of a collector’s curiosity.

Turkish gunmakers have muscled into Europe’s civilian firearms market with inexpensive pistols and shotguns, challenging older Italian and Belgian names long associated with higher-priced sporting and service weapons.

According to the Geneva-based Small Arms Survey, Turkey was the world’s third-largest exporter of small arms between 2019 and 2024, with exports totalling about $3 billion over the period, behind the United States and Italy.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Other countries: "We don't know what to do with it. Is this even legal?

Italy: "Thank you. We're keeping it."

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

I love me some Turkish made firearms!! Shout out to Tisas, Girsan, Canik, Sarsilmaz, Panzer Arms, etc.

[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That is a pretty dope gun though

[–] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I would fucking love one.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Yup, a 6" Colt Python (which is what the thumbnail looks like) would be my second choice of any gun to have for it's own enjoyment.

First choice would be a Smith & Wesson 357 6" Masterpiece ... I've shit one if those and oh my dog it was satisfying!

[–] stagen@feddit.dk 2 points 2 days ago

Can't tell if it's a creepy hidden message or a cultural thing. Either way it falls into the category of "wtf"

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

This totally feels like a signal or an inside joke.

[–] Zirconium@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Should have given it to their kids instead

[–] middlemanSI@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Execute order 66.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Is this an Elvis refference?