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[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Divorce is easier than living with crazy

[–] wigglehard@real.lemmy.fan 3 points 2 years ago

Truer words have never been spoken

[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's why the phrase "never stick your dick in crazy" exist.

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

We've all done it once and learned hopefully....it seems like a great idea in the moment.....

[–] Omgarm@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Just tattoo over them with skin tone, duh. Then if you make them too smal, simply tattoo over them again to fix it.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Nah, tattoo over them with paint remover to remove the paint

[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Easier just to use some paint

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] marty@infosec.pub 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But then you would need to do it again and again when the paint wears off. That's too much of a hassle, nobody would ever do that! /s

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah it'll never work

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I am thankful for my eyesight almost all of the time.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

There's something fishy in those lips, hmm...