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[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 5 points 12 hours ago

Caffeinated chicken seems like something that was inevitable.

[–] CAWright@infosec.pub 20 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

I don't think "marinated" is the right word here. What's the word you use when you keep something in formaldehyde?

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Embalming or fixation

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 17 hours ago

Isn't mountain dew the opposite of a preservative?

I seem to remember their legal defense to a rat being found in a can was that the rat would have been completely dissolved.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago
[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Honestly, it's probably delicious. I use Dr Pepper in a lot of barbecue recipes. Not much different from using Mt Dew.

I think the weirdest thing about this is the kiwi.

[–] kurcatovium@piefed.social 11 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

What did the chicken do to him to deserve this fate?

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I think it’s a sacrifice.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Brilliant username, pal. 👍

At first I was like, "Lemm you t of here"? "to f here"? Then I got it.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 10 hours ago

Despite the meme, I'm prepared to be friends.

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

It just got unlucky in the draw for a pardon is all

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

This would actually work if they used sprite instead, and not too much that it’s swimming in it.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Sprite demi-glace for the win.