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Editor's note: this is a post about American Independence Day celebrations

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Alright, I'm going to launch explosives around your house. For several hours. Yes it is dangerous and terrible for wildlife and the environment. And yes your pets will get sick from eating the debris and you will feel terrorized inside your own home.

No you can't opt out of it. Everyone is doing it and frankly it's weird that you don't want to.

No you can't be the one launching the explosives you need a license for that. You can however launch these marginally smaller ones though. Yeah just whenever you want. 2am sounds great.

So anyway, fireworks were a mistake and it's never too early to start reminding you of that.

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[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 2 points 3 hours ago

I truly hate fireworks so I agree passionately

[–] bassgirl09@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I've had yokels launching aerial fireworks that were extremely loud and bright within city limits when it is expressly against city ordinance to do so for 2 weeks before and 4 weeks after the 4th of July. My windows shook over and over until 3 a.m. I had to work at 7 a.m. the next morning. My cat hid in the downstairs shower because it was the quietest place in the house every night. People who do this have ZERO regard for others. I expect the night of 4th of July to sound like the war of 1812. Not every night for two weeks leading up and 4 weeks after every night past midnight. Have some respect for your neighbors by stopping by 11 p.m. or Midnight the rest of the nights. Nobody wants to hear fireworks after midnight except you.

[–] Alberat@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

very polarizing it seems... how much damage do fireworks do?

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Depending on how much you value a life, somewhere between "not much" and "way too much." 15 people died last year and there were a bit under 15,000 injuries

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

My neighbor sets of fireworks all summer. But they really go nuts on the 4th.

Not once have I felt "terrorized".

Cam we stop with the over dramatization of everything. And don't give me 'well some people might have PTSD from being deployed'. My brother in law is one of those. You don't need to white knight for them, or wrapping their experiences for you agenda. They know the 4th is coming, they know what to expect.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Not once have I felt “terrorized”.

Had a shooting in my neighborhood a few months back. Multiple neighbors reported it, but the police dragged their feet to investigate because it was being written off as "just someone playing with fireworks again". Family annihilation. Really grizzly depressing stuff.

Anyway, you still see folks popping off in the group chat every time we hear a loud bang, because everyone's trying to figure out if it's fireworks or more gunshots.

On the flip side...

We've been able to do these for nearly a decade. They're less expensive. They're more artistic. They don't have all that ugly smog the next day. And you don't need to terrorize every dog in the neighborhood to put them on.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Why does no one ever consider the people who don't mind it? I mean shit, some people like blowing up fireworks 365 days a year, so I guess it's always fine!

Gonna set up a shooting range in my front yard, and if anyone complains I'll just direct them towards the comments in this thread

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world -1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Hey everyone, shut the thread down. This one individual doesn't feel bothered or affected by fireworks. Therefore if you have PTSD, severe anxiety, or your pets panic over loud sudden noises, it's perfectly okay because this one person's anecdotal experience overrides everything you feel.

[–] Ostrichgrif@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago

Their opinion is not overriding your own or anyone else's. They dont mind the fireworks and you do, why make it out like they're trying to silence you?

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

I know you think your heart is in the right place but can we please have at least one nice thing? One fun thing? Feel at least one nice thing about where we live? Just one thing that we don't get guilt tripped over, when bigger, worse things are happening by bigger, worse people? Do you have to try to ruin something to make yourself feel better, more lefty, more woke? Or do you have to ruin things for other people because you personally don't like it?

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

The tearful narcissist "Why won't you let me hurt you because I like it?? YOU'RE BEING AN ASSHOLE."

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

You're not enjoying this? Well I am so fuck you.

I love speeding down the highway. That pedestrian I hit ruined my fun.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 hours ago

An extremely American holida

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

I know you think your heart is in the right place but can we please have at least one nice thing? One fun thing?

When your one nice and fun thing directly removes someone else's nice and fun things, your nice and fun thing sucks.

Your enjoyment of things cannot exist by removing other people's happiness. Fireworks trigger severe PTSD, cause pets a lot of anxiety, and can literally kill them.

If your fun activity is killing dogs and sending humans into a massive panic attack, your fun thing kind of fucking sucks ass and you should stop doing it.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

If your "one nice thing" is setting off explosives outside my house strong enough to rattle the fuckin dishes in my cabinet, then no, you can't have one nice thing. There are so many fireworks out there that don't ruin your neighbors' evenings. Get fountains and sparklers and bottle rockets. Your fun should not come at someone else's expense

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Celebrate the fourth by blowing up a piece of it with fireworks

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

Nothing to celebrate anymore.

[–] sudoer777@lemmy.ml 4 points 20 hours ago

There's some really good fireworks to celebrate America's 250th anniversary and the improvements Trump has made to society

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 6 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

We used to hide in the basement with our pup and watch a movie. She could still hear the fireworks, but it seemed to take the edge off.

Current pup has gone deaf in his old age. Before then, he'd growl and bark at both thunder and fireworks. Now he just sleeps through it.

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