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Editor's note: this is a post about American Independence Day celebrations

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Alright, I'm going to launch explosives around your house. For several hours. Yes it is dangerous and terrible for wildlife and the environment. And yes your pets will get sick from eating the debris and you will feel terrorized inside your own home.

No you can't opt out of it. Everyone is doing it and frankly it's weird that you don't want to.

No you can't be the one launching the explosives you need a license for that. You can however launch these marginally smaller ones though. Yeah just whenever you want. 2am sounds great.

So anyway, fireworks were a mistake and it's never too early to start reminding you of that.

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[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

My neighbor sets of fireworks all summer. But they really go nuts on the 4th.

Not once have I felt "terrorized".

Cam we stop with the over dramatization of everything. And don't give me 'well some people might have PTSD from being deployed'. My brother in law is one of those. You don't need to white knight for them, or wrapping their experiences for you agenda. They know the 4th is coming, they know what to expect.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Not once have I felt “terrorized”.

Had a shooting in my neighborhood a few months back. Multiple neighbors reported it, but the police dragged their feet to investigate because it was being written off as "just someone playing with fireworks again". Family annihilation. Really grizzly depressing stuff.

Anyway, you still see folks popping off in the group chat every time we hear a loud bang, because everyone's trying to figure out if it's fireworks or more gunshots.

On the flip side...

We've been able to do these for nearly a decade. They're less expensive. They're more artistic. They don't have all that ugly smog the next day. And you don't need to terrorize every dog in the neighborhood to put them on.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Why does no one ever consider the people who don't mind it? I mean shit, some people like blowing up fireworks 365 days a year, so I guess it's always fine!

Gonna set up a shooting range in my front yard, and if anyone complains I'll just direct them towards the comments in this thread

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world -1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Hey everyone, shut the thread down. This one individual doesn't feel bothered or affected by fireworks. Therefore if you have PTSD, severe anxiety, or your pets panic over loud sudden noises, it's perfectly okay because this one person's anecdotal experience overrides everything you feel.

[–] Ostrichgrif@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Their opinion is not overriding your own or anyone else's. They dont mind the fireworks and you do, why make it out like they're trying to silence you?

[–] starelfsc2@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

They said can we stop over dramatizing it, which is minimizing other peoples experience of being startled, scared, or in cases of ptsd actually terrified. It's like if I said "I was in a car crash and was fine, can we stop the dramatization of car crashes?"