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Kill. Me. Now. This EOFY is doing my head in. I promise I will reclaim fully human status shortly. Today's new swear word is 'AML'.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Turns out one of the kids has hand foot and mouth so that's my excuse to take some days off this week sorted

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

oh no

Miss Seagoon had it when she was 4 ๐Ÿ˜ญ

it's really horrible, lots of baby panadol to help with the pain

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'll make sure to keep them loaded up. Especially at bedtime

[โ€“] Eagle@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oooh. That can be yucky. Hopefully a short stint and a quick recovery.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's a bother but not too much it seems. Just have to make sure it doesn't transfer to other kids

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Work is quiet this week (can't do a bunch of things while EOFY stuff happens on the system) so the offer went out to take leave if we want this week. Now I have another weekend starting now ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

[โ€“] Nath@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's funny. We're insanely busy because EOFY and need to get stuff done by tomorrow.

Then with the new budgets and stuff becoming available later in the week, we'll be busy for different reasons.

I have mostly forgotten what 'quiet this week' looks like. Maybe Christmas time? But I always take leave then.

This is definitely the eye of the storm. The only work we can do is like... the first few steps of some processes, then add the semi-done stuff to an ever growing list of things that need to be done after. So work is piling up for sure, but it waits til next week!

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Oooh looks like we have a BAN HAMMER.

In more exciting news I dreamt of rocks from the beach. Really need to finish the rocks for the studio thing or I'll never have a sex or falling to my death dream ever again.

[โ€“] Nath@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

My Achilles heel: Spam posted on the site before about 7-7:30 Perth time.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

:( they're always of ex's anyway so whatevs :)

Falling to my death is more exciting.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

The time has come to replace our mattress... it's had quite the journey. Does anyone have any recs? Are box mattresses still all the rage? Considering going to Sleeping Duck for a looksee.

[โ€“] SituationCake@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

I have a foam box mattress, canโ€™t remember which brand but itโ€™s about 6y old and I find it comfortable. Have previously had sprung mattresses and I find the foam just as comfortable. (Disclaimer- I donโ€™t have back issues so I didnโ€™t have any specific needs). One thing to note, it was a bit smelly initially as the foam degassed, so maybe plan to set it up on a day you can leave the windows open all day so it can air out.

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

We got an ikea one, quite comfy

I have an ecosa box mattress and I really like it. You can trial it for a fair while as well.

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

I got a koala then got a topper for it cos my hips still hurt. I should've bought the better mattress with the built in topper. I got the 2nd cheapest of the four koala options. FWIW I am now happy with it. I bought new sheets too, I've got a voucher for $40 off canningvale I'm not planning to use if you want it. I got their sereno linen/cotton blend.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know if they're still a company or what, but I have a bed frame and mattress (and couch) from Koala. Has lasted a solid 5ish years now.

Bed frame has no bolts or screws, it just pieces together, and the mattress is still lovely to sleep on.

Disclaimer: I did spend a few years before getting the bed frame and mattress on a rotation of airbeds and swags, so take my recc with a grain of salt lol

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

attempt no 6 to buy beach shoes

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

oh ffs, more unasked for unwanted invasive AI stuff popped up

now to search for it and remove

pretty sure if I worked at NOAA or gchq and other places where I would need to crunch tons of data and use modelling it would be really helpful, but I don't need it when I am doing home banking or watching lotr videos

done, had to sift thru settings , again

and it's just disabled, not removed/uninstalled,

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Taken with night mode on the camera.

My crime?

I slept in.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago
[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Cold, wet and windy weather has resumed. I got the mowing finished just in time.

The lawn is looking very green and vibrant now which is nice, but there are still a few empty gaps that need filling in. I seem to have managed to keep most of the weeds out, but Spring is going to be the big test of that. The font yard is not quite as good, I think they planted the wrong type of grass for that location. It really struggled with summer, as it is in full sun and has window reflections and a lot of surrounding concrete to deal with.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

The lawn is looking very green

Mine is too but it's half oxalis lol.

I've given up.

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My lawn is fast asleep for the winter and wonโ€™t need mowing for several months yay!

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

Mine has been dozing a bit, I really needed to mow it weeks ago and kept putting it off. I should have a few months to ignore it again, which will be nice. It will give me a chance to do the weeding and tidying in the garden beds before spring.

I need to start thinking about planting some early seeds for tomatoes and things indoors soon too - I have a tendency to leave it a bit late, I'd like to try and get the timing right for once this year! If all goes to plan I'll probably end up with a thriving garden just in time for me to move out and the next tenant to get most of the harvest!

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Scones with jam & cream and a cup of tea please.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm up!

Rice chex with milk please.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

๐Ÿšโ–ซ๏ธโ–ซ๏ธ๐Ÿฅ›

A quarter pounder with extra onion and pickles, and two hash browns please

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for posting the thread Rusty. ๐Ÿ˜˜

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Conference week at work. It's mostly for the sales team so I'm wondering how present I need to be

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mentally? Only to look out for opportune moments to fill up some tupperware with the catering

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

The free feeds are nice but nothing compares to not being there

[โ€“] tomiant@piefed.social 0 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I see this sub makes a lot of sense!

Cunts!

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

lol

How dare we be nice and quiet and respectful here. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜˜

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Naaaw, now I can't poke the troll

Fuck up dumbass

[โ€“] briongloid@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

what was that all bout

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Not a lot of dollars (speaking personally), but plenty of cents.