Yeah dying while watching a YouTube video doesn't sound that bad
this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2026
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This meme made me to go outside. Thanks.
Thinks of going outside
Opens door
Get slapped with a wave of heat akin to opening an oven
Nah, I'm good staying in.
It's 32 degrees Celsius in my apartment. It can't get any worse.
41C outside needs to differ
Actual most common regrets include wishing you hadn't worked so hard and living a life you wanted rather than one others expect of you.
I've heard this a lot but I don't put too much weight to it. It's too easy to forget that you had bills to pay and just think "if I had just quit my job everything would have been sunshine and rainbows"
depends on the job and why you're doing it. a lot of people are working jobs they hate to provide for people they love, who they don't feel loved by. and that's some fucked up shit.
what's weird as a dude, i find personally, is that if you aren't suffering for your job, you're considered an underachieving. I don't get it. there is a weird fetishization that men must be miserable at their jobs, or if they love their work, they must be working 80 hours a week at it.
i work my 35 hours, my bills are paid, i am enjoying life... don't see why this is so offensive to folks.
Impression I get is that its more don't treat your career like its your life. Which is absolutely something a fair few people do.
where i live you're a social freak if you don't treat your job as your identity/purpose/reason for being.
it's wild. And yet... all these people are miserable as far as I can tell.
what if the life i want is the one where i watch media and ignore everyone else's expectations of me?
Your murderbot fanfic needs a little more plot, but pretty good otherwise
Well... That hit me a little bit closer than i like to admit
Looking at nature is just analog media consumption.
having sex is just analog porno