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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Thinks of going outside

Opens door

Get slapped with a wave of heat akin to opening an oven

Nah, I'm good staying in.

[–] UndergroundGoblin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's 32 degrees Celsius in my apartment. It can't get any worse.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

41C outside needs to differ