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[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you laugh, Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz from Szczebrzeszyn got doxxed and you laugh!!

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

My visit to Szczebrzeszyn was phenomenal, 10 outta 10 would recommend.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 18 points 1 week ago

Optometrist: can you read the bottom line, Mr. Kowalski?

Mr. Kowalski: Read that? That’s my wife’s maiden name.

[–] harcesz@szmer.info 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gówniarzu zasrany zajebany!

[–] FellowHuman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Za prvý nevim co to znamená a za druhý mě to uráží 😃

(Paraphrased Czech movie quote: First I don't know what it means and seccond I'm offended by it)

[–] harcesz@szmer.info 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Justified. To kill the joke fully; it's a Polish meme based on a real sounding offended reaction to some random shitposting. According to gevil translate it's "You fucking shitty little shit" which kind off gives justice to the original vibe, but English is just not as rich when it comes to insults. Should be read out while inhaling.

The original;

Tomek in group "Forty plus"; I caught something strange in my bigos, help [picture of Mirek poorly shopped into a pot of something like a cabbage soup]
Mirek's response; fucken.shitty.little shit

Really doesn't have the same ring to it when translated tho.

[–] FellowHuman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Nice, thanks 😁 The first word was the issue for me. "Zasraný" "Zajebaný" is something we have as well. I would translate them as "shitface" "fucker". But yeah the english is a bit weak on insults compared to "post comunist countries".

[–] kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago