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[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you laugh, Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz from Szczebrzeszyn got doxxed and you laugh!!

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

My visit to Szczebrzeszyn was phenomenal, 10 outta 10 would recommend.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 19 points 2 months ago

Optometrist: can you read the bottom line, Mr. Kowalski?

Mr. Kowalski: Read that? That’s my wife’s maiden name.

[–] harcesz@szmer.info 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gówniarzu zasrany zajebany!

[–] FellowHuman@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Za prvý nevim co to znamená a za druhý mě to uráží 😃

(Paraphrased Czech movie quote: First I don't know what it means and seccond I'm offended by it)

[–] harcesz@szmer.info 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Justified. To kill the joke fully; it's a Polish meme based on a real sounding offended reaction to some random shitposting. According to gevil translate it's "You fucking shitty little shit" which kind off gives justice to the original vibe, but English is just not as rich when it comes to insults. Should be read out while inhaling.

The original;

Tomek in group "Forty plus"; I caught something strange in my bigos, help [picture of Mirek poorly shopped into a pot of something like a cabbage soup]
Mirek's response; fucken.shitty.little shit

Really doesn't have the same ring to it when translated tho.

[–] FellowHuman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Nice, thanks 😁 The first word was the issue for me. "Zasraný" "Zajebaný" is something we have as well. I would translate them as "shitface" "fucker". But yeah the english is a bit weak on insults compared to "post comunist countries".

[–] kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago