Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 2 months ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I think I'm being stalked...

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[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think you should leaf.

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Naw, you should stamen.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

“Lettuce leaf?”

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You need to get this shit under control before Gomez Addams challenges you to a duel