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[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 19 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

breaks into Iran unprovoked

murders 150 schoolchildren, plus hundreds of other civilians

kills the leader of Iran

gives 30 billion to Iran to not close the Strait of Hormuz

refuses to elaborate

leaves?

Can anyone tell me the fuck was the point of any of this?

(jk, I already know it's to distract from the domestic problem of the US president being outed as a pedophile)

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Three hundred billion.

Bibi told trump, "three day operation, in and out like Venezuela, they'll love you in the midterms". And dealmaker fartist trump promptly gets his mushroom caught in the fence.

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 7 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Jesus fucking Christ, what!?

I skimmed over the news with a sense of exhaustion, and now I'm just...

... what are we, doubling Iran's GDP?

[–] Steve@startrek.website 7 points 11 hours ago

Literally 10x their defense budget…

[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 2 points 14 hours ago

Noooooo, don't worrry! Someone else will pay for it. Not the US!

/s

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It was to show China that he's a tough guy who isn't afraid of anything.

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 4 points 15 hours ago

"If you close a strait that's important to trade, Gyna, I'll pay you billions"

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

i'Ll DeStRoY yOuR wHoLe CiViLiZaTiOn

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 3 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

France is important. France remains important. That's all I can think of.

Seems odd that we're having treaties of Versailles in 2026, but here we are all the same.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

We have a mighty fine place to sign treaties, might as well use it 🤷

[–] ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Seems like a waste to fly everyone out to France just to do some paperwork. Just email a docusign link and call it a day.

[–] spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Always need a Versailles before starting the big one