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[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not a bad rate if you’ve got a few pressing dumb questions.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I would go there to ask dumb questions just for the entertainment

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Seriously just put 20 bucks on the table and have a blast

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago

When I saw "Toms Diner" I immediately heard this song (the first mp3 song!)

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The question: Does she see me?

The answer: No she does not Really see me 'Cause she sees Her own reflection

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 2 points 4 weeks ago

Does she see her own reflection in the window that the man who poured the coffee only halfway looks out?

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shoulda went to Alice’s restaurant.

[–] Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I hear you can get anything you want there.

[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

Except for Alice.

…unless we’re going by the movie

[–] the_radness@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Back in 2009, a bunch of friends and I stumbled into Tom's at around 2:00 AM. It was my birthday, and I was absolutely shitfaced. The minute I sat down at our booth, I started to get the spins, so I got up and ran over to the bathrooms. Unfortunately, they had those push-button combination locks on the doors. I didn't know the combination, but it was too late for that anyway. I puked all over the bathroom doors and haven't been back since.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 weeks ago

is tom really the head of the kwik-e-mart?

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

It's "Stupid question", not "answer to stupid question" on the bill. So did the guest say "and ask me one of the finest dumb questions you have in stock please"?

[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I need to visit Toms diner

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"Is it true, that stupid questions cost extra?"

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

"you will find out in 30 minutes when I'm on break"

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works -4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers. Tom sounds like an asshole.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Found the guy with all the jackassy questions!

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works -1 points 4 weeks ago

Found the asshole who assumes everybody else already knows the same things they do!