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[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not a bad rate if you’ve got a few pressing dumb questions.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would go there to ask dumb questions just for the entertainment

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Seriously just put 20 bucks on the table and have a blast

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The question: Does she see me?

The answer: No she does not Really see me 'Cause she sees Her own reflection

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 months ago

Does she see her own reflection in the window that the man who poured the coffee only halfway looks out?

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shoulda went to Alice’s restaurant.

[–] Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hear you can get anything you want there.

[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Except for Alice.

…unless we’re going by the movie

[–] the_radness@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Back in 2009, a bunch of friends and I stumbled into Tom's at around 2:00 AM. It was my birthday, and I was absolutely shitfaced. The minute I sat down at our booth, I started to get the spins, so I got up and ran over to the bathrooms. Unfortunately, they had those push-button combination locks on the doors. I didn't know the combination, but it was too late for that anyway. I puked all over the bathroom doors and haven't been back since.

[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I need to visit Toms diner

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Is it true, that stupid questions cost extra?"

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

"you will find out in 30 minutes when I'm on break"

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

is tom really the head of the kwik-e-mart?

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's "Stupid question", not "answer to stupid question" on the bill. So did the guest say "and ask me one of the finest dumb questions you have in stock please"?

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works -4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers. Tom sounds like an asshole.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Found the guy with all the jackassy questions!

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 months ago

Found the asshole who assumes everybody else already knows the same things they do!