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Once you notice bisexual lighting being used, you can not unsee it (lemmy.today)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Wren@lemmy.today to c/BrandNewSentence@lemmy.today

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Which is it? Trans or bisexual? Dumbass can't even keep his homophobia straight

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

so gay that it made him queer

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

hey, it's obviously not him that's doing it, that's imagining those sweet sweet male lips leaning in towards him so he can't even resist . . . . why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

These absolute fucking troglodytes need to invent things to be angry about so now they're angry at colors... What a fucking stupid world.

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

Only somebody who's intensely bi-curious can interpret things like that.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They’re turning the skies gay!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

*bi

*or trans

He doesn't seem too sure of what words and the sky having colors means.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Bro is afraid of pink 🤣

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Master Chief made me want to suck dick" might just be the final proof that social media available to most people was a very bad idea.

[–] Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

"bisexual lighting"...

Yeah, right.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Phew - good job OOP spotted that, otherwise he might accidentally start taking Estrogen, grow boobs and kiss men, and he knows he would hate loving giving BJs.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world -4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Knowing marketing people I choose to believe they did do it to "signal trans" but I'm not going to get mad about it

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Good job you're so tolerant and level headed, otherwise you'd be SEETHING?!

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes those are the only two options. It's binary you might say

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Troll.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I don't even see what's annoying about my original comment 😔