this post was submitted on 29 May 2026
112 points (100.0% liked)

Not The Onion

21682 readers
646 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, ableist, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
top 14 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] limonfiesta@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That articles described a crime spree, that is not being discussed as a crime spree.

If it was a group of black teens who went around causing tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars to rental properties in the Bay area, you can be damn sure news outlets would call it a crime spree.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

You're right. Destruction of property is a crime and at least 12 known cases definitely makes it a spree.

[–] D1re_W0lf@piefed.social 31 points 1 week ago

Founded by alums of Tesla and the autonomous vehicle company Cruise

Guess that explains it.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Fuck absolutely everyone in this article. I hope every single one of them go bankrupt.

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Don't get it. What good is an Airbnb-trashing robot?

🤪

[–] brem@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now that a handful of companies own everything & each of those companies owns the film studios; I'm guessing they're doing a crossover event where robots use AI in a wild rager to earn enough money for college scholarships so they can get loans to bet on wars.

[–] Blum0108@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] brem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, but with meat bags too. Remember 'Puck' from "The Real World"? Like that, but every week it's a different billionaire. At the end of every season, it pans down into a pit which is full of them. The twist; human centipede. We've been keeping them alive by feeding them tweets from the one with thumbs. Double twist; the one with thumbs is in the middle. Triple twist; it's so they can't thumb their own buttholes. They still hungry tho

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

AI can make music right now but it needs that extra step to replace rock stars.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Dishwasher racks were bent and removed. Wooden furniture was scratched and stained. Bathroom tiles were chipped

I think the only practical way to have home robot help like this is to build a dedicated room for them where everything is very thick stainless steel.

Rich people already do this (minus the durable steel). They have separate quarters in their homes for the help (slaves) who cook do the dished, and laundry

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

I think the only practical way to have home robot help like this is to build a dedicated room for them where everything is very thick stainless steel.

We already have dedicated, metal clad rooms for robots to live in at home. They are the enclosures of the dishwasher and washing machine respectively.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly I'm fine with this. Robots should be handling mundane chores like putting away the dishes, and if the only people they're harming by testing this are airbnb owners in a city with a housing shortage, I'm all for it

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Honestly, i can't argue with that logic. Let's hope for more startups in this industry.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I’m okay with AirBNBs being trashed. Fuck everyone involved.

Edit; receive → everyone