My grandfather straight up told this to my aunt when she was a kid. Even went so far a few days later to tell her that he could see leaves starting to sprout when he looked in her ears.
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It isn't going to be fun shitting out a dozen of fully grown watermelons. Don't get me started on pomegranate.
Well there's no hyphen here, but a space.
And you should move that to a different spot
Whole asswater melon
It not that bad, you just need to trim back the rootlet that will grow out of your asshole every couple weeks.
Magic school bus taught me the truth.
Now when you grow up you will have some wood in your colon.