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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 44 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

It's a good omen from the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They were touched by his noodly appendage.

[–] Kertyna@feddit.nl 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Remember when that guy in Wisconsin was allowed to wear a colander in his licence picture?

!pastafarianism@lemmy.dbzer0.com

[–] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 14 points 3 weeks ago

Totally worth that moment of stress.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Better than finding satanic messages in the Alphabetti Spaghetti.

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

We need a priest! EXORCETTI DA SPAGHETTI!

[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

You married wisely.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Print it, frame it, and build a little shrine around the picture. For the great Flying Spaghetti Monster has smiled upon you this glorious day!

[–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Well the noodles could've slid off at any moment, urgency is required

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Induction stove? Haiyaaaa…

Uncle Roger may be a good comedian, but I side with Technology Connections on the issue of gas vs electric stoves.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 4 points 3 weeks ago

Former gas stove person here. I now use induction and love it. I have a cassette gas burner if I really needed it for some reason, but I've never broken it out.

[–] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Until you have to redo all your electrical work to stop your fuses from burning (or breakers turning off).

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Uh what unregulated country are you from, that common induction stoves are melting down your place?

Also: Do you have a moment to learn about our Lord and Saviour, Uncle Roger? Fuiyoooooo!!!

[–] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

We live in a house from the 70-80s in Slovenia (I think that, unless we sell it, we don't have to comply with regulation). Also, we would have to pay more monthly for a stronger mains breaker (controlled by our electricity provider).

It's pretty terrible.

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Oh man that sounds awful, here’s to hoping for better mains in the future. Europions together strong power!

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Just like when Beth Ann's alphabet soup spelled out Praise Jesus right on her spoon! Earl saw it with his good eye!

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

200% more believable than those miracles in that book.

It's clearly Elvis.