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You don't. You get down from a goose.

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[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

You can also get down from a duck, like I said. Why the heck did you post this?

[–] rottenmummy@lemmy.ml 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

My friend didn't get it. Could please help me explain it to them?

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 12 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The last time this was posted the top comment explained it.

That was six hours ago.

[–] rottenmummy@lemmy.ml 0 points 9 hours ago

Thanks kind stranger and what a world indeed

[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 12 hours ago

Read world news for a couple of minutes. That'll get you down.

[–] redbrick@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

duh...with a well trained elephant. Thailand will show you.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 1 points 12 hours ago

That one took me a beat. Love it.

[–] GimmeUrBelt@lemmy.today 0 points 9 hours ago