Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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More Mordor (lemmy.zip)

submitted 14 hours ago by jaybone@lemmy.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Please add more. Feel free to add yordor.

Taken from comments originally in this post https://lemmy.zip/post/64613533

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[–] albbi@piefed.ca 2 points 8 hours ago

Hodor

Ho door

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

[–] GargleBlaster@feddit.org 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Those are just the lyrics to a new death metal song

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 6 hours ago

There are 2 types of death metal lyrics: the type written by a real life surgeon that needs a medical dictionary to decode, and oooooooooreoreoreooooooo

[–] molten_boron@sh.itjust.works 6 points 12 hours ago

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago

Con door

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago

Should have added Fyodor.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

No con, doe, condo?