"When I'm a small prey mammal and I've evolved to survive the barren rocky landscape by optimizing into a tan egg"
For posts about animals that loosely fit the description above. While the animal does not have to hit all the requirements, it should hit some of them:
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This is a small Australian marsupial; the males die after their first breeding season (which lasts two weeks) as a result of stress and exhaustion. Death by snu-snu seems like a good way to go.
Wow, they're very dedicated to the cause.
I wonder how the females feel about the 2 week orgy fest
The females build big communal nests, so I guess it's like a tan egg swinger orgy.
I think I have a new favourite animal!
Something comes to mind....
Ah, Castle Anthrax. The best Castle.