this post was submitted on 19 May 2026
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Tan Eggs

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"When I'm a small prey mammal and I've evolved to survive the barren rocky landscape by optimizing into a tan egg"


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This is a small Australian marsupial; the males die after their first breeding season (which lasts two weeks) as a result of stress and exhaustion. Death by snu-snu seems like a good way to go.

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[โ€“] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The females build big communal nests, so I guess it's like a tan egg swinger orgy.

[โ€“] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

I think I have a new favourite animal!