This cannot be non-satire
this post was submitted on 19 May 2026
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Please be satire. Fuck sake.
This is 2026. There is absolutely no way to distinguish satire from real life. Even if it is satire, plenty of people would genuinely think it's a great idea.
Of course it's satire
If it weren't, that'd be a coal plant.
swap that Nuclear power for Coal and you've got yourself a deal!
Beautiful clean coal!
something something opex something something capex
Those cars are as long as the surrounding buildings are wide.
Hiya!
'murica
It's the cybertruck XL Plus Pro
Now with a V8 engine!
Cars for real men! None of these pathetic little shitboxes that don't even emit a huge smoke trail!
This is satire right?
Reminds me of Fringe, season 4 episode 19
That's tens of billions, at a minimum.
By my math, that's more than 600 gigawatts. Total for all of NYC is near 30 gigawatts.
That's way more than 1.21 jiggawatts.