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if a wood chuck would chuck wood.

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[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

He would cut a cord of conifer if you gave him a quarter for every cord he cut.

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As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, why would a woodchuck chuck wood?

[–] homik@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 hours ago

A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.

[–] Zikeji@programming.dev 3 points 11 hours ago

A wood chuck could chuck so much wood there would be no wood for a wood chuck to chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.