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if a wood chuck would chuck wood.

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[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

He would cut a cord of conifer if you gave him a quarter for every cord he cut.

Alternatively...

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.