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[–] jagermo@feddit.org 85 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 14 points 1 week ago

He treats objects like women, man

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

/throws mug at your face

The Big Lebowski?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Stay outta Malibu, Lebowski! Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 80 points 1 week ago (2 children)

At the table... "What the hell are these crazy symbols? Must be some sort of communist code."

Later on TV.... "And I read every word. Most of it was praise for me. No one has done more for China than me. And Xi, oh he's wonderful, he said lot of uhh, we talked about ehh, everyone says how good Xi has been for Korea. But sleepy Joe Biden was very bad for Japan, but now we're bring down affordability, we're stopping election fraud. The war in Pakistan is almost done, they're gonna open the strait of hormel, no thanks to Obama."

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Found the guy who operates Trump's teleprompter!

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

We all know he can barely read, I think the teleprompter is just pictograms at this point.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 2 points 1 week ago

Haha you got dumpy’s ticket so well!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trump probably thinks he's being James Bond. If it WAS in English, it would have been deliberate misinformation, and Trump would be dumb enough to act on it.

[–] Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 week ago

It was probably in English, font 42, not too many words.

[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

Yeah, because you read hanzi, Donny… there’s 0 chance he’d write anything in English, never mind leave it out. That’s our govt’s job.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 36 points 1 week ago

I grew up an ambassador's daughter and audibly gasped at the incompetence

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Trump can't even barely read English!

He famously had to have his aides condense anything he needed to read down to one page, and also use his name a lot, to keep him from becoming disinterested!

Oh my god I am going to explode.

[–] meowmeow@quokk.au 25 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I’d be interested to see what was in the notebook of a world leader.

I think we all know Trump doesn’t keep one.

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It actually is his own document folder, though it's probably directions and talking points prepared by his staff.

[–] meowmeow@quokk.au 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m sure it’s blank pages and the lunch menu.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

His birthday card to Epstein.

[–] classic@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sure he does

It's called Truth Social

[–] meowmeow@quokk.au 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Transparency” he says. He lays it all out the moment it pops into his mind. A true leader. The best leader ever, some say! (Error: citation not found) Unlike that Gina guy, who keeps private thoughts on paper. PAPER! Tree murderer. Golden Trump showers us with his wisdom digitally, on the hour.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Golden showers for all MAGAts everywhere!

(Don't worry about sourcing that supply, just use whatever's cheapest and slap a foil Made In Murica sticker on it. Hurry!)

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

List of funny jokes to tell about Trumps idiocy to his buddies.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

His is called a nopebook.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

"In the dream I just had at this table I was able to read Chinese..." The turd said to his Chief of Staff.

Like cheating on a test, but like every test he cheated on he doesn’t understand the question.

Every time I see this man doing stuff like this it’s like he never matured beyond being an asshole 14 year old who never suffered any consequences.