Trump probably thinks he's being James Bond. If it WAS in English, it would have been deliberate misinformation, and Trump would be dumb enough to act on it.
this post was submitted on 16 May 2026
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I grew up an ambassador's daughter and audibly gasped at the incompetence
Trump can't even barely read English!
He famously had to have his aides condense anything he needed to read down to one page, and also use his name a lot, to keep him from becoming disinterested!
Oh my god I am going to explode.
At the table... "What the hell are these crazy symbols? Must be some sort of communist code."
Later on TV.... "And I read every word. Most of it was praise for me. No one has done more for China than me. And Xi, oh he's wonderful, he said lot of uhh, we talked about ehh, everyone says how good Xi has been for Korea. But sleepy Joe Biden was very bad for Japan, but now we're bring down affordability, we're stopping election fraud. The war in Pakistan is almost done, they're gonna open the strait of hormel, no thanks to Obama."
Found the guy who operates Trump's teleprompter!
They have a picture of it
He treats objects like women, man
Yeah, because you read hanzi, Donny… there’s 0 chance he’d write anything in English, never mind leave it out. That’s our govt’s job.
I’d be interested to see what was in the notebook of a world leader.
I think we all know Trump doesn’t keep one.
His is called a nopebook.
It actually is his own document folder, though it's probably directions and talking points prepared by his staff.
I’m sure it’s blank pages and the lunch menu.
His birthday card to Epstein.
List of funny jokes to tell about Trumps idiocy to his buddies.
Sure he does
It's called Truth Social
“Transparency” he says. He lays it all out the moment it pops into his mind. A true leader. The best leader ever, some say! (Error: citation not found) Unlike that Gina guy, who keeps private thoughts on paper. PAPER! Tree murderer. Golden Trump showers us with his wisdom digitally, on the hour.
Golden showers for all MAGAts everywhere!
(Don't worry about sourcing that supply, just use whatever's cheapest and slap a foil Made In Murica sticker on it. Hurry!)
"In the dream I just had at this table I was able to read Chinese..." The turd said to his Chief of Staff.