this post was submitted on 15 May 2026
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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

People are not reluctant to come to Washington because of a lack of ballroom...

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh look what the others have! I must have it too!

Bro we have ballrooms just not in the presidents house and neither does the chinese president have one in his house. trump acting like he's building the first ever ballroom in north america or some shit

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 2 points 2 days ago

The toddler throws a tantrum.

[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Was this before or after his nap?

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yeah that ballroom isnt in the chinese presidents house but this is still far from the most braindead thing he's said

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

This isn't China bitch, this is America and fuck you. Which is something they cannot say in China. And I will be damned if I give up the right to say to go fuck yourself president.

[–] DragonAce@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

"WAAAAAAAHHHHHH NOOOO FAIR, he has one and I don't. I'm gonna throw a tantrum until I get what I want"

Same energy....