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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Those hand signals are also used in cars and are part of pretty much every driver's handbook that you have to read to get your license, though???

[–] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

funny you think most people who have a license have read the handbook

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

They dont ship with books any more.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Wishful thinking, but I have enough daily evidence to know better lol

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

Yep.

If you don't know those hands signs, your drivers liscense should be revoked, you are a danger to everyone you are on the road with.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 1 day ago

Ah, but hand signals are the equivalent of indicators/blinkers, and the part of the brain responsible for remembering to use them self-destructs as soon as your license arrives in the mail.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah you're supposed to use them in case your turn signal is broken. Other drivers are supposed to know what they mean.

as a bike nerd, lol. lmao even

[–] RaspberryTuba@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I just go with generic gestures/pointing as needed. I know what you folks are like and it would be silly to think that everyone knows them.