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[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I've seen that one a few times but I think my favorite variation is "Tell your cat I said pspspspspsps"

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bro i hate that, i have four cats and none of them respond to pspspspps, that's tje sound parents make when they want their human children to pee, it doesn't do shit for cats

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Fucking finally! I grew up using an aggressive psssst as a his noise to tell cats to stop doing that, so to me it sounds like you're either doing that a lot or chasing a cat with a squirtgun. I've always clicked my tongue for their attention but I don't know how to spell that.

[–] Balex@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

My favorite is "tell your cow I said moo"

[–] Zikeji@programming.dev 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

This is actually the slogan of WeRateDogs! https://weratedogs.com/

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There all good dogs, brent.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Which is why 11 or 12 is the worst grade they ever give on a scale of 1-10 😁

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Best rear window I've ever seen was the Hitchcock one

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Tell your dog a said "who's a good boy?"

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Would pair nicely with "tell your mom I said hi" sticker.