Has been pretty hot on windows for decades now
this post was submitted on 15 May 2026
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The windows 11 bitlocker backdoor is super spicy. Like holy shit insurance companies are going to be PISSED levels of spicy.
It somehow reminds me of a rant I heard from a Microsoft office instructor. They would teach office products and basically every class would go "yeah if you crop an image in word the cropped portions are still viewable, so if you rely on that for redaction you're not actually redacting anything unless you do X to permanently remove cropped parts of an image"
Without fail at least 3 people would get an "oh fuck" look on their face and urgently leave the room.
Except it's lawyers talking to management at MSFT. Like, what do you do with this in fortune 500 or as a government? All your FDE is worthless. Any windows 11 machine you've lost or lose in the near future is now a serious liability
Long live CVEs!!
Got root on my $JOBs linux machines without creating a shitload of tickets lol.
Your cybersecurity and compliance group reading this
But it's only UAT, so it is okey 😘
My computer is so tired from compiling so many kernels all at once.
Nginx: hold my beer
This is Linux. Its amazing. And its hot as a firecracker!
Don't forget Fragnesia