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Tesla Has 39 Unsupervised Robotaxis Nearly a Year After Launch. At This Rate, They’ll Catch Up to Waymo in 85 Years. (fuelarc.com)

submitted 2 days ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Crossposted from https://fedia.io/m/technology@lemmy.world/t/3871099

TLDR: Tesla will have as many robotaxis as Waymo in the year 2111, if the current growth rate holds (and if Waymo doesn't add a single additional vehicle). So... I'm guessing the Tesla stock price will skyrocket.

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[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Unsupervised? Is that what they call “outsourced to the Philippines” these days?

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

"Crowdsourced steering" doesn't sound quite as appealing as "self driving."

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 21 points 2 days ago

"Fiverr-guy Supervised" didn't have the same ring to it

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Weren't they found out to have a chase vehicle for every one of them? Alongside continuous remote control.

[–] gedfromgont@piefed.ca 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Trust me bro, it totally works, AGI driving cars by itself, bro, just need another billion to... trust me bro!

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Musky said they were only one year away from full self driving back in 2016, and again in 2017, and 2018, and 2019, and 2020, and 2021, and 2022, and 2023, and 2024, and 2025

And he's a big brained smarty boy, so i'm sure they'll get there any day now

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I think I played this mission in cyberpunk 2077.

[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

No way in hell would I get in a Tesla taxi

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

I don't blame them for keeping the numbers low.

It'll probably take a few decades to resolve all the kinks. And, meanwhile, less people will die as a result.