submitted 9 months ago by Quicky@lemm.ee to c/ukcasual@lemmy.world

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[-] thegiddystitcher@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

I've worn heels on some inadvisable surfaces in my time and can imagine exactly what it would feel like to sink into this stuff.

Pretty gross, if you were wondering.

[-] Juujian@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Five bucks say some mom got hurt trying to walk in the gravel and threatened to sue.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

I think that’s a poured rubber surface, high heels fuck that shit up right quick.

So types of high heels can exert 1600 PSI.

[-] Quicky@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago

I reckon this is the correct answer. It’s in a popular wedding venue, so it’s probably to try and dissuade the pissed-up mums from having a crack at the swings and fucking up the surface on the way.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Weird, my band’s name is Pissed-Up Mum’s Sweaty Fanny.

[-] Quicky@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

I think I’ve met your mum.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

May I suggest a course of some pretty heavy duty antibiotics because she meets people a couple times a day if you catch my drift.

[-] thegiddystitcher@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Oh that's definitely it. None of us can be held responsible for our behaviour at weddings, they're either hilariously jovial or incredibly depressing affairs and either way I want a swing.