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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

I think that’s a poured rubber surface, high heels fuck that shit up right quick.

So types of high heels can exert 1600 PSI.

[-] Quicky@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago

I reckon this is the correct answer. It’s in a popular wedding venue, so it’s probably to try and dissuade the pissed-up mums from having a crack at the swings and fucking up the surface on the way.

[-] thegiddystitcher@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Oh that's definitely it. None of us can be held responsible for our behaviour at weddings, they're either hilariously jovial or incredibly depressing affairs and either way I want a swing.

[-] Quicky@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

either way I want a swing

You’ll find no judgement here.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Weird, my band’s name is Pissed-Up Mum’s Sweaty Fanny.

[-] Quicky@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

May I suggest a course of some pretty heavy duty antibiotics because she meets people a couple times a day if you catch my drift.

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