I reckon this is the correct answer. It’s in a popular wedding venue, so it’s probably to try and dissuade the pissed-up mums from having a crack at the swings and fucking up the surface on the way.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Weird, my band’s name is Pissed-Up Mum’s Sweaty Fanny.

[–] Quicky@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think I’ve met your mum.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

May I suggest a course of some pretty heavy duty antibiotics because she meets people a couple times a day if you catch my drift.

[–] thegiddystitcher@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh that's definitely it. None of us can be held responsible for our behaviour at weddings, they're either hilariously jovial or incredibly depressing affairs and either way I want a swing.

[–] Quicky@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

either way I want a swing

You’ll find no judgement here.