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[–] Carmakazi@piefed.social 6 points 4 days ago

The Israelis had a similar joke with the Uzi, being open bolt and prone to the sear slipping if dropped (or thrown into a room with ~~Palestinian children~~ bad guys).

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is that a Sig P320?

Yep.

sigh

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is it the one that shoots if you look at it wrong?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Well hopefully its not that bad...

...but yes, its the one thats been doing a whole lot of uncommanded discharges.

I'm uncertain of the 'precise' cause of this, but basically it isn't drop safe, and it appears to not even be 'stored in certain kinds of holsters' safe.

Even worse, sometimes, it'll go after... basically a random amount of time after its been jostled in the wrong way.

At least that's what I remember from when this was a whole big thing in guntube some months back.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So, during the battle of Italy there are stories of Canadian soldiers doing this with an smg.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

stories

I bet there are.

No no no!! You don't understand! The four-man stack of flesh as a battering ram pressed through a narrow openning has been around since cave-man days! Those cave men knew what's up!

Just ... ignore the cave paintings of mammoths getting chased into ambushes. Different discipline, all that "hunting" stuff.

IIRC that monkey got an AK!